Are the good old days truly the good old days? On today's virtuous quest, Kinsey and Ellie rummage through the records to find history's views on virginity. For starters, what exactly is virginity? How do you determine if someone still is a virgin? What test works best according to historical "experts?" From the Babylonian screaming fountains to Joan of Arc's ordeals and even Britain's two-finger 'clearance interviews' of the 1970s, no historical era is safe from scrutiny. After today's episode you won't look at a sieve in the same way again. Tune in to learn all about the superpowers that virgins held in the Good Old Days. Spoiler alert? There's no such test.